What’s on your watchlist this week? Maybe it’s a mouthy prat somewhere deep inside the West end of London, thinking he’s cool with his Birkin fanny pack and super tight turtlenecks (see picture insert)
running his gob to a former heavyweight boxing champ who sparred with Mike Tyson.
Former British heavyweight champion Julius Francis (who fought Mike Tyson) now working as security at BOXPARK Wembley and dealing with some trouble today…
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— Michael Benson (@MichaelBensonn) June 13, 2022
English slang is so fun! Here’s a fun guide on how to insult people while in the UK. Don’t say the aforementioned video didn’t warn you though…sometimes you don’t know who you’re insulting, and sometimes that person knows how to throw a punch, a punch that will make you crumple like a piece of aluminum foil after Post Malone get’s done chewing on it. Speaking of Posty McPostface…
Seriously though…guy chews aluminum foil, right? He’s good at what he does though, even if it’s administering a Undertaker-esque choke slam on an sassy Justin Bieber or doing a Pokemon themed Hootie and the Blowfish song. It’s amazing…Post Malone can pack a wallop with those pipes, even when he looks like the guy behind the counter at the gas station where you bought your first packet of salvia. Always a good watch.
Or how about this mind blow…
Talk about an earworm, basted, smoked, and sauced!
Or maaaayyyybbbbeeee you saw a very thicccc, very fake Klay Thompson breeze past security guards to sneak onto the floor of the NBA finals and get some shots up. Shooter’s gonna shoot.
Dude’s now banned for life though. Ah yes…the consequences of our actions. Kind of like that saucy tart who mouthed off to a former boxer earlier in this post, no? All I know is my Mother always introduces me to her friends like that…and I got to say…it’s a real peach for the self esteem.
Whatever you’re watching, cancel it on Friday night. We’ve got the biggest and best inflatable thing in the history of inflatable things going up at Lincoln Park. This Friday, with our wonderful partners Bray Real Estate and the City of Grand Junction Parks & Rec department, starting around dusk, we’ll be showing “Sing 2” for free. Come by, pop a squat, bring a chair/blanket, grab some concessions from C.L.A.W.S
I, Max, will be your host. Hope to see you there. Check out more here…
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